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So my Drill Seargent Mandi wakes me up after a night of watching pimps, prostitutes and Johns outside my window. I called the cops, but they didn't show. So now I must take matters into my own hands. *evil grin* Anyhow, back to the A.M.... So I get up, reluctantly. I pop in the Belly Dance - Hip Hop Hip Drop DVD. I've never done it before and figure it shouldn't be too bad. I start out okay, doing hip drops and side to side walking and popping my chest. Then it comes time for some coordination and adding some movements together in sequence. This, my friend, did not go so well. I looked like a Hippo running an obstacle course, yet surprisingly, with no obstacles. I almost fell over a few times. My hip drop started to look more like a hip popped out of the socket and the popping of my chest is just another scene from Aliens. My side to side stepping with a hip drop becomes a side to side stumble with a drop to the floor. It was a disaster, so after 12 minutes of feeling like an uncoordinated oaf, I decided to try strip teasing instead. Out comes the Hip Pop Crap Drop DVD and in goes the Carmen Electra - Fit to Strip DVD. I have done this one before and I remembered it was hard, but I could still do it. So I start off doing just fine following along. I actually get mad when the instructor and I are still doing the move and Ms. Electra stalls by asking stupid questions instead of doing the exercise. But 15 minutes in to it, I'm still doing fine and the workout is burning my arms and thighs. Carmen complains about this as well, but the b*tch still takes too many breaks while I'm still going strong. By the end I'm happy to see that the instructor, Carmen and myself are all dripping sweat. This is a mighty fine workout. Best part, Carmen does a strip tease at the end of the workout. Woohoo! Current Location: work
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